Everything is a gift

I don’t really want this newsletter to be just about the fact that we’re stuck at home and it’s funny and dramatic and what is the world going to become!

But, really. 

We’re stuck at home. 

It’s funny.

It’s dramatic.

And what the hell is the world going to become.

Also, I just can’t stand cooking anymore. 

People of Instagram, please stop. Ludo, Gwyneth, Alison, all of you, please stop. Don’t tell me you’re still having fun. Stop lying. I can’t look at my fucking oven without thinking : should I just put my head in it?

KIDDING.
 

Okay, disclaimer because we live in a world of disclaimers and even if I know it’s just us here (yay you guys, YAY!) I want to make it clear before you call the services on Graham. I am not a slave of the household at all, we’re all participating and kind to each other except that time someone dropped a sausage and then put it right on my plate and very very patient with each other except that time I patronized someone about the art of squeezing a lime and the tasks ar…