Life And Death Of An Influencer

Here I am, on a beautiful boat, speeding on the sparkly Mediterranean sea. 

I arrived in Cannes yesterday, and when I got to my hotel room, my bed was covered in presents. I didn’t open them right away. I’m tired of opening boxes. I probably sat on the balcony, smoked a cigarette, and wondered how I was going to survive the next three days.

I was flown he…