Thank You Very Much, 2024!!!

Let’s review this most interesting year…

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2024’s New And Updated Pet Peeve.

Here is a thing that annoys me EVEN MORE than people listening to their phones in public or cutting the line. It’s when your husband begs you to wear high heels—I get that, I’ve been a bit lazy in the femininity department, which is why, in an act of chivalry, I decided to wear my highest heels—and then he WALKS THREE STEPS in front of you while you’re reduced to trotting behind them like a headless chicken.

A headless chicken who mumbles “Come back here I WILL murder you! I can’t believe you’re doing this to me. GRAHAM!!! So unchic. Shame! Didn’t your mother teach you manners? Yes you say sorry sorry sorry but then you do it again? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE LONG LEGS? It’s not use wearing a suit and pretending to be James Bond if you’re going to leave me behind you. COME BACK here or I’m calling an Uber!”

I talked to him and he understood, but I’ll never let this go, which is why I sent him this.