The astrologer's story

You’re going to think I am crazy, and I’m not saying I’m not, but my astrologer predicted all of this. No, not the pandemic because why would I ask her about the world when I could just ask her only about me, me, me? And you know what? She literally predicted MY LIFE.

Let’s leave to the side the question of whether you believe or not in astrology, because this is SO not the point of this newsletter, and I think you will enjoy the point of this newsletter when it finally reveals itself if it ever does - because basically what my astrologer predicted to mewas that my life was going to be a disaster. And you know what? She was right.

But of course, I didn’t believe her.

Because all I ever wanted was a life organized like an Old Céline Store. 

Beautiful, unassumingly sexy, colorful and creative of course. But also smart and profound, with just an exciting touch of crazy - and obviously with everything at the right place, not one speck of dust, and a solemn security guard in the entrance respo…