Triumphs & Disasters

Today is the last day of the year, and you know what it is a great day for?
LISTS! Let’s go!

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New life skills acquired in 2022.

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I can now know the exact boiling time of a soft-boiled egg just by looking at it. So chic, if I may say so myself.
 

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I can now sit with my guilt. I can affirm my needs in spite of how it may make people feel about me. In other words, I don’t care as much about being liked by the entire world anymore. (A skill so important that it should be on top of my list. But it’s the soft-boiled eggs that made it.)

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Most delusional sentences of 2022.

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Most delusional, but cute #1.

I’m not stressed. (Graham)
 

Most delusional, but cute #2.

Do you still have to work, now that you have your beauty brand? (A comment on Instagram)
 

Most delusional, but cute #3.

I don’t care to be liked anymore. (me)
 

Most delusional.

All we want is privacy. (Meghan and Harry)

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Epiphanies of 2022.

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I finally know what I want to be when I grow up (it only took 47 years!!!), and it is to become a great writer.…